STATUS:

. . . currently illustrating Book II . . .

II: west in creeping hoes

twas the crack of dawn

lvr wrld was sleeping

but not everybody

some hoes were creeping, let’s see

west has a boyfriend

and so does he, but thats a story for another day

but the thing is her boyfriend has no motion

bro has no bread, not even crumbs

*what a fucking bum*

west is over him fr

mmmmm but they’re still together

anyhoo west has had her eyes on some new peen

the name is harlow

bro has motion for real

on this particularly dark night they planned to link

soon as gray (the boyfriend) fell asleep

she texted ‘em

and into the night she went

*knock knock*

when she arrived harlow greeted her at the door

mmhmmm she had her eyes set on plastic peen

who can blame her girls are hot

and harlow does in fact have bread

but soon as they leaned in to kiss

*ring ring*

gray was calling

“oh shit”

III: nova gets a bbl

one particularly warm summers night

nova was smoking in her bathroom

contemplating her reflection

deep down in her heart she knew this isn’t what she look like on the inside

so she moseyed on down to her local plastic surgeon

and had a little chat with the doctor about options

(knowing she didnt have the funds)

$10,000 and i’ll give you the best darned booty in the world

so she set off

to think about how the fuck she was going to get 10k

she could start a go fund me, or only fans, or strip, or sell drugs…

but instead she decided to find a sugar daddy

nova signed up to 4thelovvamoney

took some pictures and got to work

matching with as many guys as possible

until finally *ding*

she matched with wilburt georgeson

“hey baby why are you looking for a sugar daddy?”

nova told him the story

wilburt told her he’d be willing to pay her $2k a week if she’d talk to him every day and send at least 5 nudes per week

nova figured that was a sweet ass deal

so every day for 2 months she called him and sent some REAL promiscuous photos

until she had saved up $16k

after the 8th week ended and she received her payment she set her appointment for her surgery

the very next day she was on the table getting her new body

when nova woke up she was so excited to hit the town with her new booty

with the remaining $6k she bought new clothes to fit the fresh curves

she deleted 4thelovvamoney and she never spoke to wilburt again

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